Phoebe: Is anything you told me about yourself true?
Mike: My name is Mike and I do play piano.
Phoebe: Oh, hmm hmm. Prove it.
Mike: There isn’t a piano here.
Phoebe: That wouldn’t stand in the way of a true pianist.
Mike: Okay.Paul Rudd is a babe.
(via vacilam)
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY